Look! Up in the sky!

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So you’re looking up at the sky one day and you see something and you’re not sure what it is…

What’s your first reaction? “Swamp gas”? “The planet… Venus”?

Apparently if you’re in California, Colorado or Texas, you’re more likely to think it’s a UFO. And by “UFO”, I don’t really mean “unidentified thing in the sky”, I mean little green men.

Because, seriously, alien visitors checking you out is really the simplest explanation for seeing crap you don’t understand.

However. We can go one step further… because if you’re in Texas it may not be just a UFO. It must be… a flying saucer full of end times aliens! Yes! ILLEGAL APOCALYPTIC ALIENS! Because two idiotic ideas go together better than just one alone!

Via: Texans report seeing UFO - CNN.com
[tags]ufos, end times, wtf[/tags]

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