Archive for September, 2006

The Anti-Christ is Fabulous, Darling!

Friday, September 29th, 2006

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It’s good to know that government officials like White House Press Secretary Tony Snow and Attorney General Alberto Gonzales like to spend a relaxing weekend with Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity at fun get-togethers like the “Value Voter Summit”, where speakers called gays “faggots” and said they came from “the pit of hell itself”, and suggested that the Anti-Christ is gay.

Now, I don’t want to get off on a rant here, but (more…)

Zombie Dogs

Friday, September 29th, 2006

inflammatory werewolf drawing

This one is an oldie but a goodie… in June 2005, news started circulating that scientists at the Safar Center for Resuscitation Research in Pittsburgh had made a breakthrough that allowed them to bring dogs back to life three hours after clinical death.

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Pirates Protest Zombie Rights March

Thursday, September 28th, 2006


pirate protesting zombie rights march

What more is there to say? Thank you, Austin, Texas.

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Is That a Zombie in Your Garden or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

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Taking lawn gnomes to a whole new level, you can now have The Zombie of Montclaire Moors climb out of your garden. I hope it’s more effective than a scarecrow.

Plague of Locusts

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

picture of the lone locust of the apocalypse

When I think “apocalypse”, Cancun does not immediately come to mind, but apparently they are now suffering form a plague of locusts, caused in part by the lack of hurricanes this season. I guess you just can’t win in Cancun. Natural disaster or pestilence? Choose one. Good luck Quintana Roo with your war on locusts!

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The Upcoming Robot Apocalypse

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

Caterpillar Inc. is “Robots to Harvest Trees, Perform Farming Duties and Construct our Future Homes”, according to Daily Tech. To be operated by Skynet, I’m sure.

You might want to buy some Old Glory Robot Insurance to protect yourself:

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The Spinach Apocalypse is the Beef Industry’s Fault

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

Treehugger tries to argue that the beef industry is going to destroy the world through spinach

Jericho Is on iTunes

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

Jericho

If you missed the pilot of Jericho and are interested in it, you can now buy it via the iTunes Store for $1.99.

Dannybot - The Robot Uprising

Monday, September 25th, 2006

In our focus on war, plague, prophecy and zombies causing the apocalypse, we have sadly neglected another important potential cause: robots. (more…)

Armageddon’s Children

Monday, September 25th, 2006


Armageddon's Children cover

Terry Brooks (Sword of Shannara, etc) has a new post-apocalyptic book coming out called Armageddon’s Children.

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